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Zumio and the Elusive 60 Second Orgasm

Is Zumio Just the Right Thing?

Zumio Vibrator

Throughout my time in this business, I have been in search of the perfect tool for achieving an orgasm quickly and easily. A vibrator with just the right amount of vibration, sensation, and yet something that is body safe, waterproof and rechargeable. One that can be used with partners or by oneself!  That doesn’t sound like too much to ask for, does it?  Along the way, I have found some amazing tools, many of which I LOVE!

The Eroscillator
While it’s a plug-in tool, the Eroscillator is a wonderful tool for all women, whether power girls or not.  It oscillates vs. vibrating, which allows for no numbing sensation, and women seem to love it.  It has the ability to change heads, so you can have the softness of the Soft Touch Finger Massager, or the more assertive sensation of the Grapes.  While it’s not waterproof, or rechargeable, it does offer women wonderful orgasms, and can be used by partners during lovemaking, having a handle and narrow head, it has some reach.


Jimmyjane Form 2
This toy is my “go to” for most women.  The vibration seems to be something that most women can relate to, and it is waterproof, rechargeable and quiet.  It has dual head stimulation, good for nipples or the clitoris, and is so small it fits in the palm of the hand, easily.  Whether you’re using this for pinpoint stimulation, flat vibration surface or “sensation in stereo”, this tool is great from a multitude of angles. One downside is that it’s harder to fit between the bodies, because it is rigid and slightly wide… It is great in some positions, but not in all.  One great thing is that it has enough power for most power girls, so it’s a great travel tool for power girls.  It also has a low, low sensation, so it’s also great for most women.  I say it can give a woman an orgasm in 1-3 minutes!

Jimmyjane Form 2

Along comes the Zumio Vibrator

An odd looking plastic tool with a very narrow pinpoint head, with the claim of being able to give a woman an orgasm in 60 seconds? Forgive me if I am skeptical of this assertion! Upon meeting the Zumio, I discover that this is no gentle flower. From the first sensation, it is full speed ahead, and then ramps up to a total of 8 levels of sensations, which could be considered “ramming speed”, or knock you in the next room, as I’ve said about the Magic Wand, if this toy was not so small as to only have only a pinpoint head for direct stimulation of the clitoris.  The fact that it oscillates, like the Eroscillator, and has the power of the Form 2, makes it almost the perfect tool for my women who like a little more power or sensation!

Zumio Accessories

How do you use this odd looking tool? The Zumio looks more like a wand, so it can be held within the palm of the hand, pointing out. It has an “on” button, and a separate 8-shaped sensation adjustment button which takes you from the initial on sensation to the many power levels. I’m not sure most women will need to go past the third level, but as Womanizer said the same thing to me about their original product, and I didn’t listen to them, many women may not agree with me on that! I’d recommend that you start with the initial sensation and use it to tease the clitoris and perhaps go along the clitoral legs down the labia.  As arousal builds, you are able to allow more sensation on the clitoris, and perhaps ramp up the sensation on the top of the 8 shaped adjuster.  Whether you use a light touch, or press more firmly, it seems to work both ways!  The wonderful thing about this tool is that no matter what position, you’re able to fit it between the bodies during lovemaking!

And, YES! Zumio does seem to work within 60 seconds! AMAZING!

I find the Zumio to be one of the best toys for an “Orgasm a Day” philosophy, and one of the easiest ways a woman who likes stimulation can achieve an orgasm.

You can find Zumio at, and be sure to send any questions or comments to roylin at

Womanizer 2GO Vibrator – It’s a Winner To Go!

Womanizer has outdone itself with the Womanizer 2GO!

Womanizer 2GO only $169.00 – Or Call Now – 888-801-8952

Those of you who read my blog know that Womanizer is one of my Go-To toys for an orgasm a day philosophy!  It’s just one of those reliable sex toys, for most women, that has an air-suction based motion that assists women in having an orgasm in as little as one to three minutes (sometimes less)!  I know, it seems unbelievable, but it’s for real! And the Womanizer 2GO is a fantastic addition to the line-up.

Womanizer came on the sex toy scene a year and a half ago and made claims that many women couldn’t believe! First was the Womanizer 100 with a case, one of my favorites, but it was soon replaced by the Pro 40. The Womanizer 500 was also launched and has been just okay, not my fav due to the shape and the pointy button. I loved the rounded crystal of the Womanizer 100. The Womanizer Pro 40 was a brilliant no brainer; waterproof, rechargeable, and quiet. And sleek.

But now…

Womanizer 2GO

Womanizer has, in my opinion, outdone itself with the 2GO! Women of all ages are intrigued by sex toys, however some simply can’t or won’t buy a sex toy because they aren’t discreet, or they are mortified that someone will find the toy. With the NEW Womanizer 2GO, you have a discreet lipstick shaped toy. Though a bit too large for a lipstick, it reminds me of a discreet perfume bottle that you can keep in your purse, or travel with without fear of being discovered! And here’s the thing, it WORKS!

Womanizer 2GO is a new favorite at Trystology!

I might dare to say that I think it is my favorite air suction toy yet! It’s smaller shape, and easy positioning are quite nice. Its materials are silicone based, with all the benefits of the other Womanizers! The one thing that’s different, and that I really like, is the one button on, off, and change button. With a little practice, and nuancing the button, you can increase the sensation, drop it to the lowest speed, and turn it off. VERY convenient!

I also think that the color selection is quite creative! Not only do they have the classic black and gold, and the sleek white and gold, Womanizer has added a Mint and Pink! Okay, I wasn’t sure about this, but truth be told, it’s darling! I love it! So whatever your choice, I have no doubt you will love this new Womanizer 2GO offering!

Womanizer 2Go Classic White and Gold

Womanizer 2GO Mint and Pink

You can find Womanizer 2GO and other Womanizer products at

Womanizer Plus Video Review

Womanizer is the gold standard in air suction technology!

Womanizer has outdone itself with the launch of the NEW Womanizer Plus! A BEAUTIFULLY designed Womanizer product, with a longer handle, accents of Gold, Black and White, and all the great features that we have come to know and love about Womanizer products. This graceful and elegant air suction toy is designed with body ergonomics in mind. Whether you are small bodied, or a full figured gal, this toy offers convenience and practicality in a beautiful package!

Womanizer is the gold standard for a new category of air suction technology toys, which offers a woman the opportunity to have an orgasm, with touchless stimulation, often in less than 3 minutes! While this is unheard of from most current sex toys, and many women don’t always need or want to have an orgasm in less than 3 minutes, having the option is nice! The thing is, it works!

The Womanizer Plus is a GREAT addition to the Womanizer family, and a welcome addition to any woman’s “tool kit.” It has a wonderfully long handle, and is waterproof, rechargeable and quiet. It has the ability to adjust the sensation to higher and lower with a simple toggle button (+ / -). (Most other toys have a single button to go all the way to high and then back down to low in one direction only.) Anyone who has used a toy like this knows that the ability to make suction strength “corrections” to lower or raise the suction, is crucial. The Womanizer Plus offers that in such an easy to use package.

Womanizer plus

We love all the Womanizer toys, from the Womanizer Pro 40 to the Womanizer Deluxe… and now the Womanizer Plus! With a philosophy of an orgasm a day, it’s very easy to achieve when you’ve got a Womanizer in your tool box!

Uvee Sex Toy Storage and Sanitizer Review

Play. Sanitize. Charge. Repeat! – Uvee

In the sex toy industry, the storage and cleanliness of toys is of utmost concern to not only consumers, but shops that want to provide customers with a way to maintain and manage their toys.  While at the ANME Trade show this year, we were SOOO pleased to discover a brand new product that would help with just that!  Uvee is a new company that has created an attractive storage and cleaning system that not only works for sex toys, but works for any item you would like to have cleaned!  Your iPhone, for example, can be placed in the Uvee, and the ultra violet lights will kill 99.9% of all bacteria in 10 minutes or less using the UV-C patent pending sanitizing process.

It was so great to meet the owners. UVee was founded by Mother/Daughter team Carrie Martz and Brooke Martz O’Connor.  They developed the idea out of necessity, as Carrie was pregnant and worried about infection during pregnancy with the use of toys. The research they did in developing a sanitizing storage case using UV rays is genius.

Uvee Go play Case

They offer Uvee in 2 sizes, a smaller as well as a larger option, which is big enough to hold a Magic Wand, one of the larger toys available!  In addition, the larger Uvee has the ability to not only have multiple toys placed in at the same time (including your iPad or phone), it also allows for charging of the devices as well!  Another great feature, besides of course the cleaning and charging, is the ability to lock the case, to keep all the items away from prying eyes!

Uzee Home Play Case

The Uvee is an attractive and discrete case that offers customers so many great benefits!  We are so excited to finally be able to provide an “all-in-one” option for cleaning, storing and locking all the amazing toys we offer at Trystology.

Trystology Talk Podcast – Episode 7

Sensory Play, Snow, and Slippery When Wet

Roylin and a sign

In this episode Roylin talks about sensory play, or erotic play using sensations like cold, hot, scratchy, or electric. And the “Have You Had Your Orgasm Today?” segment looks at the challenges of aging and how desire can diminish. But the benefits of intimacy and orgasm, with oxytocin, endorphins, and antibodies, never goes away.

Production for this episode fall’s on Roylin’s birthday, and finds her visiting Palm Springs Aerial Tramway for a walk in the snow. The snow, with its chill, adds a level of sensation that changes toys like the Njoy Eleven or Pure Plug, by creating a cold sensation, or warm sensation if placed in warm water. By using heat or cold with products like glass dildos or steel toys, individuals and couples can change an ordinary toy into an extraordinary experience. In addition to glass and steel, wooden toys, and even electro stimulation, or E-Stim toys can add to the sensory experience by changing the dynamics. Using all sensations, sight, sound, touch and taste, couples can enhance and enjoy each other in a whole new way.

NobEssence Seduction Wooden Dildo

While steel, glass and wood are altered in their feeling through heat and chill, an e-stim toy adds to the experience through increased sensation, and in some cases surprise. An electric shock can add an involuntary body response, much like orgasms do for the body, and like other sensory experiences, amplify the pleasure quotient 3-10 fold.

Whether you are vanilla, or a little bit (or a lot) kinky, each person, or couple, can benefit from the exploration of sensory play. Cool, warm, tactile, sharp, smooth, tickley, or hard can enhance your pleasure. Until you’ve tried it, you never know, so find the most interesting sensation you can find. Start with a soft feather, or something scratchy, and see what you or your partner think.

We-Vibe Wish Vibrator Review

All the Power You’ve Wished For, From We-Vibe Wish

We-Vibe has been one of the top brands at Trystology since the beginning. They seem to understand how and what works for the body, whether it be the We-Vibe couples toys, like the Classic or Sync, or the Touch and Tango.

With the introduction of the new We-Vibe Wish, We-Vibe has entered a wonderful new realm with a soft silicone coated, powerful toy with nice aesthetics. We-Vibe built this toy with two powerful motors, and insured that, by design, the motors do not cancel each other out. They work in unison, or at other least complement each other, providing the user with a strong vibration at the tip. The Wish can be held at the base with very little vibration on the hand.

We-Vibe Wish

The We-Vibe Wish has a nice plush silicone tip and cover. Anyone who’s ever tried a tango and didn’t like the hardness of the plastic coating will be won over by Wish! And while it is not a small toy, it is small enough to fit in one’s hand, and flat enough to fit between the bodies without intrusion. The majority of the power is in the tip, so for clitoral stimulation, it has just the right curve and just the right power. The thing we love about the We-Vibe Wish is that it can also be used for massaging, teasing and for both partners.  Nipple stimulation, clitoral stimulation, and on the penis or perineum.  Our favorite is a warm massage oil candle poured on the body; a great compliment to the Wish for massage and relaxation.

The power level range on the Wish vibrator is low enough for most people, and the high is quite strong. This toy is sure to please. It’s also waterproof and rechargeable. And while I usually say quiet, it’s not the quietest of toys! But I think its other traits will win you over.

You can see all the We-Vibe toys, including the Wish, at Trystology.

Tokidoki Unicorn Wand Video Review

Tokidoki, the latest line of toys offered by Lovehoney.

Our favorite Tokidoki item at Trystology is the Unicorn Wand. What is a Unicorn Wand, you might ask? Well, think about the Magic Wand on steroids… cuteness steroids. Not only do you get the power of a plug-in wand style toy, but also the adjust-ability of a variable speed massager! You know, not just on / off or high / low! You get to roll the adjuster wheel and get the sensation to be as low, medium, or high as you’d like!

In addition, the Tokidoki Unicorn Wand has a colorful, bright turquoise handle with a hot pink head. On the head is this fabulous silicone rainbow maned unicorn cover that will amplify any sensation you might like to try. Who doesn’t love a unicorn!?!

While it may be a little too cute for some people, nobody can say that the power and shape of the unicorn wand cover doesn’t work for them!  The unicorn horn and ears on the silicone cover are placed strategically so that whether you’re male or female or otherwise, you can enjoy the unique sensations offered by this adorable, powerful, wand.

Tokidoki Unicorn Wand Vibrator

And, hello!? It is also an amazing back massager. Yes, some people actually do use these wands to de-stress in other ways!

Lovehoney has been an exceptional designer of quality toys over the years, offering things like the Sqweel Wheel, and presenting the Fifty Shades line of products. With the Tokidoki collection it is no different! This wand style toy is a great addition to any collection looking for a cute and clever powerful massager.

  • Multiple vibration speeds accessed via scroll wheel
  • Removable silicone head with exclusive Stellina Unicorno design
  • Large head perfect for body massage or broad-surface contact
  • Electric plug-in powered for incredible strength
  • Lengthy 1.8 meter cable for versatile use
  • Circumference: 10 inches
  • Length: 13.2 inches
  • Material: Silicone
  • Waterproof: No

Womanizer Satisfyer Comparison Review

Womanizer air technology for orgasms in less than 3 minutes!

Two and a half years ago I was introduced to a new technology at a trade show. Two men tried to convince me that new “air technology” was incredibly good at giving women orgasms in less than 3 minutes. Yeah, right.

Womanizer Pro 40

Long story short, well, they were right. Womanizer introduced the Delight, and changed my world, and the worlds of many women. For the past two years I’ve been committed to the Womanizer as a core product in my “orgasm a day” philosophy, as it works for most of the women I’ve referred it to. This year, for whatever reason, the company discontinued my favorite, The Delight, and introduced the Pro40, an awesome $99 waterproof version, in addition to their Deluxe version. Now the Pro40 won’t be returned to stock until 2nd quarter… YIKES! What’s a girl to do without her Womanizer?

As a responsible purveyor of such things, I wanted to be sure that in the drought of Womanizer, we provide a comparable tool! I researched and found the Satisfyer. Coincidentally, the Satisfyer is also a German based company, which is where Womanizer was founded. While Womanizer is my favorite, I have to say, I’ve come to really love the Satisfyer Pro.

Here’s the thing, we’ve figured out that air suction technology works for women, and orgasms. It brings the blood flow to the clitoris, and assists in achieving an orgasm quickly. Not all women want this, as it’s clear, women are like crock pots, and men are like microwaves. Some women just want to simmer. However, with an orgasm a day philosophy, we don’t always have the time luxury of simmering, so a toy like the Womanizer or Satisfyer are a perfect addition.

What are the differences? I like the Womanizer Delight because it has the ability to push a button and quickly return to the lowest sensation. It is also extremely quiet! I like the Womanizer Pro 40 because it is waterproof and capable of adjusting sensations with a plus and minus toggle… this is GREAT! The Satisfyer Pro2, which is clearly striving to be like the Womanizer, only had one button to turn on, and one button to go all the way to 11, and back. There was no chance of toggling up or down, so when you reached a sensation that was too high, it would have to be turned off or pulled away. We just can’t all take that high sensation. All Satisfyer toys are also waterproof, and under $100! The Womanizer models start at $99 and go up.

Satisfyer Pro 2

So being forced to look at the Satisfyer more closely, I explored all their offerings, and came up with a few that I think are amazing.

  • The Satisfyer Pro2 is a good offering for those that want a handle, and are able to either click rapidly to adjust the sensation from low to high to low again, or are willing to turn it off and back on again to start the sensation over. With this toy you use your thumb.
  • The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is an awesome little tool that nestles between the labia right onto the clitoris, and with your middle finger, you’re able to click the back of the toy to toggle up to the sensation you like, or click it off, then on, or click in rapid sequence to get from 4 to 11 to 3.
  • The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is just darn cute with its hot pink self and small form.
  • And lastly, I like the Satisfyer 2, which is currently at $50, and is a STEAL! It’s nice because it has a handle, which is great for a lot of women, and it is the only one that currently has a toggle of plus and minus. It is also battery operated, which some people prefer.

Whichever you choose, the Womanizer Deluxe, the Womanizer Pro 40, the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe, Pro2, Penquin or Satisfyer 2, you can’t go wrong with this air suction technology! I’m so grateful that those two men annoyed me with their statements and made me want to try it! The world has been a better place since.

Check out our Satisfyer and Womanizer products at

Swan Kiss Squeeze Control Vibrator

Swan Kiss, not all kegal exercisers are this fun!

How many of us can sit in front of a red light and think, “Oh my, I need to do my kegals! and simply lean forward and tighten, tighten, tighten…?” Naw, I didn’t think so! Good thing we’ve got the Swan Kiss!

I am so in love with this new kegel exerciser, the Swan Kiss Squeeze Control Vibrator.  All you have to do is turn it on and it will beep twice, insert it into the vagina and squeeze.  As you squeeze, you get rewarded with a tickle on the clitoris.  How cool is that?!

The cool thing about this toy is it’s not merely a Kegel exerciser. It has an adjustable vibration that goes from light to strong vibration, and not only can you do this as a “rewarding kegal exerciser”, you can also squeeze the toy to the intensity that you prefer. Then press the button and it will lock into place and continue to vibrate.  Which means that you can use this as a nice toy that can be used during lovemaking, for partner play, or solo play, as well as being an “exercise toy.”   It’s soft and can easily be adjusted to the right power level and sensation, and it’s easy to use for Kegal exercises, or for play!  The Swan Kiss Squeeze Control is waterproof, rechargeable, quiet, and has the kind of vibration that a power girl might like.

Swan Kiss

You can see the Swan Kiss at

Womanizer Pro 40 Comparison Review

Womanizer, one of our best #orgasmaday tools. Every woman should have one of these!

Today I’m so pleased we are going to talk about the Womanizer Pro 40 and compare it to the Womanizer Delight and the Womanizer Deluxe. These are some of my favorite products, and to think that two years ago, we didn’t have this technology!

The Womanizer Pro 40 came out recently and I am kind of liking it. It is now waterproof, rechargeable, and very quiet and has more power levels and sensations! With the Pro 40 you can turn the power up or down with a click of the toggle button, and there’s a nice slim handle to hold. The new on-and-off button lets you drop down to low or high, and allows for more control. This brand-new version is less expensive, lighter and very cute.

So how does it compare to the previous versions? The original Womanizer Delight was launched about a year ago, and is quieter, and comes with a case. If you’d like a case or if noise is a concern, I would recommend the Delight, however the Pro 40 with its waterproof ability is a huge bonus. The Deluxe is a chunkier version but smaller and more compact. The sensations now have a toggle switch on the bottom. The suction is stronger yet seem to be a bit louder. You can change sensation instantly back down to the lowest sensation by pushing the on and off button.

Womanizer Delight

The Womanizer Deluxe is quieter and a bit more expensive. It is not my favorite because the crystal for changing buttons is sharper than the Delight, and the controls are on the back and you need to use your middle finger and ring finger, versus your thumb, to make power adjustments. It’s surely a personal preference, so you need to decide whether you use for your comfort.

Womanizer Deluxe

Back to the Pro 40. I think this is the best choice of the comparisons. I think Womanizer created the Pro 40 as a combination of the 2 previous versions and added even better sensations. The Pro 40 has all you could want! No matter which one you choose, I’m confident that Womanizer and its selection of products is one of our best #orgasmaday tools. I feel every woman should have one of these. AND its one of the best products we carry.

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