Je Joue Uma Review

By @ Amber St. Clare

Uma, you are delightful. Uma is one of the newest vibrator from the Je Joue brand of sex toys. I’ve been a fan of the Je Joue brand for the past few years, and really adored their SaSi vibe, as well as their MiMi vibe that is one of my go-to clit vibes. Uma, who looks like MiMi’s more grown up sister, offers the beauty and stimulation of the MiMi with the offer of internal stimulation to go along with the external stimulation. Uma is coated in luscious soft matte silicone. Je Joue toys are some of the most soft buttery silicone textures that I’ve ever felt, and Uma is no different. So luscious to the touch! The toy is waterproof and rechargeable. It can be used in the bathtub or shower, and you can use it with your favorite water-based lube, just be sure to keep silicone lube away from this toy, as you do not want to possibly ruin the gorgeous finish of the toy. To clean the toy, the seamless buttons and waterproof vibe makes it easy to clean in the sink with anti-bacterial soap and water, or your favorite sex toy cleanser or spray. The toy offers larger rounded tips on both ends, and a thinner shaft in the center. The toy is very easy to hold, which is ideal for internal thrusting. One end of the toy has a charging port, which consists of an ABS plastic area that has two magnetic charging dots. To charge the toy, just attach the magnetic charger and plug the charger into an outlet. Easy! The magnetic strength isn’t super strong, so keep the toy flat while charging and make sure the charger is positioned directly against the charging dots.

The toy is easy to grasp, and comes in a pretty black gift box that can also be used to store the toy when not in use. The vibe measures 7 inches in length from end to end, with about 4 inches insertable. The tip is slightly curved for G-spot stimulation, though the tip also feels great all over the body including the neck, breasts and clit. Just like with the MiMi clit vibe by je Joue, the Uma’s user buttons are the charging dots/buttons. One is a + and the other is a -. Press and hold the + button to turn the toy on, and then press the button again and again to browse through various speeds and vibration settings. Press the – button to go back to a previous setting and press and hold the – button to turn the toy off. There is a small dot between the +/- buttons to press to browse through the vibration modes, it can be hard to press, so I usually create my setting before using the toy. The LED light on the toy where the Je Joue logo is will light up when you charge the toy, and when the toy needs to be recharged the LED light will blink red when you try to turn the toy on. The buttons can be a little hard to press, as they are firm, and it can be tricky with lube on your fingers, so it can be difficult to press while in use.

The vibration isn’t too loud, though it’s not whisper quite either. The vibration patterns go from a pulsation mode to a more undulating vibe. The vibration speeds go from low to a nice high. MiMi was one of my favorite strong clit vibes, and Uma has taken the same strong vibrations but made them internal as well as external. I adore the lightweight feeling of the toy, while makes it more comfortable to hold the vibe during thrusting. The slightly curved G-spot tip feels really nice internally, and the vibrations feels rumbly and deep, and I like using the tip of the Uma on my clit just as much as I like the Uma when used internally. The feel of the silicone is oh so lovely, and feels so delicious as it glides over the skin. I also like how easy the toy is to clean, without having to worry about getting moisture or water into any seams or buttons. I like the Je Joue basically took the same design and vibration that the MiMi had and applied it to the Uma with a new shape that can be used internally. Uma is one sexy vibe!

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